Chuck Norris Isn't Endorsing Huckabee — He's Appointing Him

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Robert Ferguson wrote on October 22, 2007 11:37 AM:

Chuck Norris is a real nice person and a good Texas Ranger and now a Johnny come lately to Faith in Jesus. And now he is supporting a "theocrat" who would throw out the constitution in favor of a "Christian run nations." God help US!

Chris wrote on October 22, 2007 11:53 AM:

What I would ask is: Give Hope another chance!

That's, uh, not actually a question.

real deal wrote on October 22, 2007 11:59 AM:

Chuck Norris another has been who made his career being a no talent and immoral skirt chaser. Now that he is chuck who? we can all take him seriouly.

Jeffro wrote on October 22, 2007 12:05 PM:

This kills me. Chuck Norris spent his entire career making movies and TV that promote decidedly un-Christian values, like face-kicking and machine-gunning. Now he's all about Jesus and electing religious zealots.

Anyone seen Kirk Cameron lately? Bulk of career promoting lying, cheating, treating women poorly. Born again. Now hosts show on God channel where he accosts people on the street and explains to them exactly why they're going to hell.

Does being born again require forfeiting self awareness and any sense of irony?

Caleb Hegland wrote on October 22, 2007 12:12 PM:

Maybe Huckabee bought one of those stupid exercise machines that Norris is selling on late night TV.

Anonymous wrote on October 22, 2007 12:15 PM:

bruce lee kicked chuck norris' ass

benjoya wrote on October 22, 2007 12:36 PM:

chuck norris isn't fit to sweep up the scraps of film in jackie chan's editing room/dojo/pagan shrine

jqcitizin wrote on October 22, 2007 12:47 PM:

To hell with norris, what does ted nugent think?

amis wrote on October 22, 2007 1:04 PM:

chuck norris IS god, fools. Obey his will and live. TY Chuck, for showing us the way.

Reich Winger's NightMare wrote on October 22, 2007 1:32 PM:

Chuck who?

Orwell's Intuition wrote on October 22, 2007 2:16 PM:

Everybody else throw in the towel and go home, give it up, you hopeless losers, because THE CHUCK NORRIS has spoken.

Feh.

Central Square wrote on October 22, 2007 2:28 PM:

Chuck Norris is a very smrat man.

Jonathan wrote on October 22, 2007 2:56 PM:

Can't anybody come up with a good Chuck Norris kicking ass joke?

Damian wrote on October 22, 2007 3:06 PM:

According to Mike Huckabee, there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.

Damian wrote on October 22, 2007 3:18 PM:

Chuck Norris doesn't have Mike Huckabee's back. He's got his front and sides, too.

David in NY wrote on October 22, 2007 3:22 PM:

who is Chuck Norris?

benjoya wrote on October 22, 2007 3:46 PM:

who is Chuck Norris?

hollywood martial-arts star from the '30s (back then there were no asians in movies. charlie chan was portrayed by a swede)

jm wrote on October 22, 2007 4:04 PM:

Chuck Norris will get Huckabee to the White House by throwing him there.

Damian wrote on October 22, 2007 4:22 PM:

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a Republic. It's a Chucktatorship.

RobbyLove wrote on October 22, 2007 4:38 PM:

Huckabee done gonna ride the Chuck Wagon gravy train upin to th' White Hass.

Oh Plz. Round house kick to the face, biznitch.

BTW, "What I would ask is:" followed by an imperative is proper English. The statement implies "What I would ask [of you] is".

Nice try, though. Keep on posting, because people on the Internet just can't get enough of the Grammar Police!

prestodan wrote on October 22, 2007 5:09 PM:

Top 5 Reasons Chuck Norris Endorsed Mike Huckabee for Prez:
5) Norris mistakenly thought he was endorsing fellow actor Kevin Spacey.
4) Norris desperately wanted to beat the celebrity endorsement from Lee Greenwood.
3) Huckabee made Norris swear allegiance to him by repeatedly sitting on him back when he was a fat guy.
2) If presidential bid fails, door is now open for Huckabee to costar with Norris in "Invasion USA 2".
1) Huck n' Chuck 2008! Has a a nice ring to it, don't ya' think?

Damian wrote on October 22, 2007 5:14 PM:

4) Norris desperately wanted to beat the celebrity endorsement from Lee Greenwood. - prestodan

Freaking hilarious! LOL

dee wrote on October 22, 2007 5:37 PM:

It is so refreshing to finally have a canidate with values to vote for.

UpChucks Brother wrote on October 22, 2007 6:39 PM:

Does Chuck Norris stay, "In The Game" by using Just For Men by the gallon ??? This guy is 70 years old for Pete' sake.

Larry wrote on October 22, 2007 6:41 PM:

Many of these responses make me glad I moderate responses on my blog.

Laura wrote on October 22, 2007 6:48 PM:

Put Chuck Norris a side and remember our founding fathers said it first "One Nation under God" and our present government wants to throw God out! BS, This country needs to bring God back and forget about the rest.
I think a active Christian President would be a great change for America.

TR wrote on October 22, 2007 7:10 PM:

Chuck Norris for president! That'll scare the shit out of Bin Laden! What the hell...he can't be worse than George!

TR wrote on October 22, 2007 7:19 PM:

By the way, Chuck is not 70, he's 66! And, he's in better shape than most other guys his age. He doesn't smoke...drinks Lone Star Beer...does that even exist anymore??...and still works out harder than most of us jerkheads. What more could we ask for in an American hero?

bill Alford wrote on October 22, 2007 7:40 PM:

Mike Huckabee makes a lot of sense. I am happy to hear that Chuck Norris is behind Huckabee. This man has some really good ideas about what will cure the ills of our nation . the most important one is to Bring The Almighty Creator back into the equation.
As it stands right now , this nation is going down the tube, for lack of common sense, humility, and lack of reverence to God.
|I do Pray that he will be elected and that God will lay his hand on his shoulder and guide him through the maze of this Nation called America.

Anonymous wrote on October 22, 2007 9:29 PM:

Chuck Norris isn't a man of god, HE IS GOD. Bruce Lee didn't kick Chuck Norris' ass. The fact is, Chuck, through his divine sight, saw through time to the future, and discovered that know nothing punks actually believed Bruce Lee beat him in a fictional movie. When Chuck Norris explained this to Bruce, Mr Lee understood completely, and allowed chuck to end him via roundhouse kick. The force was so tremendous, his heart exploded.

Jeff in Philly wrote on October 22, 2007 10:15 PM:

I'm not sure what's more pathetic: that Chuck Norris has endorsed Huckabee, or that we're actually spending time talking about it.

Patrick wrote on October 22, 2007 10:51 PM:

I hear that Jean Claude Van Damme is endorsing Tom Tandredo next.

NunChuckNorris wrote on October 22, 2007 11:32 PM:

Laura,

The pledge of allegiance was created in 1892 and "Under God" was added in 1951. The founding fathers were long dead when it was created.

Maybe you should get your facts straight before putting them out on your show.

Julie wrote on October 23, 2007 1:01 AM:

I'm Chuck Norris's big fan. Because I was the first person who is deaf that he ever met in Las Vegas for the Karate Convention more than 10 years ago. He is a wonderful person. Remember me, Chuck? :)

BadGimp wrote on October 23, 2007 1:44 AM:

Chuck Norris is so tough...
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

robert wrote on October 23, 2007 5:14 AM:

if he wants to be president of usa. ?? same as ex Pres. Ronald Regan? Would be nice if he act to be texas ranger in usa ?? gonna lot of work in attack fight crimee .

benjoya wrote on October 23, 2007 10:56 AM:

I think a active Christian President would be a great change for America.

You mean like Jimmy Carter, who's been teaching Sunday School for the last 40 years?

Heather wrote on November 20, 2007 12:26 PM:

"What does Ted Nugent think?" He's on board with Huckabee too! Huckabee '08! Best man for the job! It's about time we got somebody in office that will actually do some REAL good for the country.

trinidoggie wrote on December 1, 2007 11:09 AM:

Chuck Norris is confused. He says our country was founded on Christianity.

Chuck, check your constitution. It's religious FREEDOM, which includes the freedom to have no religion, not fundamentalist christian war-mongering.

How about a candidate for peace instead of bible-thumpers?

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