It's Official: Fred Thompson Drops Out
Here's the statement, just out from what's left of Fred Thompson's campaign:
"Today I have withdrawn my candidacy for President of the United States. I hope that my country and my party have benefited from our having made this effort. Jeri and I will always be grateful for the encouragement and friendship of so many wonderful people."
Guess that manly after-shave and those shoulders that you can land a Space Shuttle on didn't end up working out for him.
Late Update: It appears that I have my pundit man-love poetry scrambled. It was Mitt Romney, not Fred, who was praised by The Politico's Roger Simon for having "shoulders you could land a 737 on." Apologies for the mix-up.
It should also be noted that Fred is a man of many manly scents. Chris Matthews not only praised Fred's "sex appeal" based on his after-shave; he also enthused about the whiff of "cigar smoke" that apparently hovers around the former candidate.
Either way, we stand by our original assertion that the whiff of manliness that Matthews detected around Fred just didn't get him very far as a candidate.














